Trump’s Childish Behavior with World Leaders, Republicans Bash His Iran Deal & Guillermo’s Huge News

Today we learned that the fault line we are almost directly on top of is at its highest point in a thousand years, Donald Trump was throwing his weight around the G-7 Summit in France where he showed up late and complained, he went to dinner with French President Emmanuel Macron at the Palace of Versailles, the early reviews for Trump’s deal with Iran are in, Sean Diddy Combs got his release date from jail moved up, Meta is reportedly working with the feds to add facial recognition to their smart glasses and Jimmy reveals a very familiar new contestant for the next season of Dancing with the Stars!<

1. Hollywood Earthquake Anxiety Tectonic Tension: Jimmy kicks off his monologue with a real-world report from the University of Hawaii, which claims that stress levels along local fault lines are at their highest in a thousand years [00:26].

The Political Spin: He jokes that even the Earth's tectonic plates are stressed out, adding that the federal government is already preparing a plan to blame the potential disaster on political opponents by naming it "Joe Biden's fault" [01:01].

2. G7 Summit & Childish Behavior "I'm the Boss": Kimmel shifts focus to Donald Trump's arrival at the G7 summit in France, mocking him for arriving 45 minutes late and breaking the ice with world leaders by awkwardly announcing, "Well hello, I'm the boss" [01:31].

Chair and Room Complaints: The commentary highlights Trump's immediate grievances at the summit table, including demanding adjustments to the height of his chair so he could appear taller than everyone else [01:53].

The Handshake: Kimmel plays footage of an extended, aggressive hand-grip exchange between Trump and French President Emmanuel Macron, joking that they look like two guys starring in a movie who lost the keys to their handcuffs [03:28].

3. Backlash Over the Iran Memorandum Bipartisan Criticism: The monologue dives into the newly revealed US-Iran agreement, noting that even prominent Republicans and intelligence agencies are calling it a "strategic retreat" and a foreign policy blunder [04:30].

The Blind Defense: Kimmel takes aim at Trump's defense of the deal, showcasing a clip where Trump asserts, "It's a very strong deal, nobody knows what it is, but it's very strong" [05:35]. Jimmy cracks that this sounds like how you describe the smell of a dead person before finding the body.

4. Meta "Pervert Glasses" Sketch Surveillance Tech: Transitioning to tech news, Kimmel addresses Meta's real-life testing of facial recognition software on smart glasses [08:15].

Audience Interrogation: This segues into a live comedy bit where a correspondent wears the tech on stage. The glasses are used to hilariously scan the studio audience, revealing ridiculous "data points" about their personal browser histories and online shopping habits [10:10].

5. Guillermo's Big Announcement Dancing with the Stars: In the final segment, Kimmel shares an official Disney and ABC press release [12:16].

The Mirrorball Trophy: Jimmy reveals that the show's beloved sidekick and parking lot security guard, Guillermo, has officially been cast as a celebrity contestant on Season 35 of Dancing with the Stars [12:41]. Guillermo celebrates on stage, playfully promising not to lose a single pound before the competition starts.

You can watch the full monologue and sketches directly on the Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube Video.

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